I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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