Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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