So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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