Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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