At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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