it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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