absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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