THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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