So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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