Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
