She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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