When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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