Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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