You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
