her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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