Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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