Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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