He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
