He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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