I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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