My hair reeks of homosexuality.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I wear drunk well.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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