i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He uses pillows to masturbate.
honey bunches of taint.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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