We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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