Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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