is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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