i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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