Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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