Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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