my sisters under your porch take her home
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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