Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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