Dual....:-)
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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