What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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