can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
