...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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