It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
its not stalking. its research.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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