hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I think my moral compass just broke
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