It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Oh god it's open bar.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
