"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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