Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Randomize
