I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
All the doctor said was why
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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