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I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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