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(607): View more from New York

I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie

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(502): View more from Kentucky

It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?

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(720): View more from Colorado

I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost

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(678): View more from Georgia

I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe

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(507): View more from Minnesota

The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him

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