And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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