Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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