spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Im part way to drunk.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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