She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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