I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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