butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Alive.
So much puke
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
