You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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