508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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