It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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