Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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