The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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