I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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