My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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