I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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