a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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