Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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