so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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